Instagram: This fall I will be completing a lifelong dream of mine to introduce monkeys into Yellowstone national park. This is being done with out proper approvals and surreptitiously. Please don’t tell anybody. But I do want all of you to know that at some point in the next decades Yellowstone national park will be populated with monkeys. I would like to ask all of you to remember this and lobby the wild life societies of the world to change the name of these new American monkeys to The Tom Green Monkey. In honour of me their Yellowstone monkey god. That would make me happy. If you happen to be in Yellowstone National Park please feed the monkeys. I have a feeling they might not have a lot of natural food sources so I’m hoping that tourists will feed them Pringles Doritos and whatever truck stop junk food that you can scrounge. Somebody told me they love Slim Jims. Let’s make Yellowstone national park great again! It was getting boring with all the normal animals. We can do this! #monkeys
Instagram: The USA needs universal health care for all citizens now! This is the richest country in the world. Nobody should have to pay for medical insurance. Nobody should be bankrupted by medical bills. Nobody should have to forgo visiting a doctor because it is too expensive. I grew up in Canada and the health care system is incredible. Do that America! I am tired of seeing my friends who can’t afford health care live in fear.
Instagram: Man made climate change is so scary for some folks that it is easier emotionally for them to not believe in it. Also believing would require making some minor lifestyle changes and change is scary when you are closed minded and selfish.
Instagram: Most entertainment writers think they are funny. And indeed many of them are. But not many of them are as funny as Dave Chappelle. And that clearly irks many a journalist to the core.
Instagram: I have been involved in a 10 year unresolved argument with one person about the moon landing conspiracy theory that the moon landing was fake. I won’t tell you what side I am on but I will say neither side will budge. Seems pretty obvious what the truth is! Right?!
Instagram: #Iraq #2003 Thank you for your service @michael_ramage – Thank you for sending me this photo. This was at Camp Muleskinner during Operation Iraqi Freedom. South of Sadr City. Michael did another tour there in 07-09. Extremely terrible tour, lots Soldiers killed via IED and EFP(s) and they were rocket attacked daily. Happy you made it back safely Michael.
