Instagram: Last night after my show in #Pittsburgh this fine gentleman brought his Organized Rhyme cassette tape/album. This was my rap group that we started in high school in Canada with founding members @gregoryguns and @therealdjlaw – After several years of touring and performing we got a record deal with A&M records in 1991. Our song Check The O.R. made the charts in Canada and the video won best rap video MMVA award (At the time called CMVA’s) on #muchmusic in 1992. Time flies! Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: Doing spots in #NYC all week starting Monday come find me! #NewYork #standupcomedy Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: Thanks for picking up my record @improvcomedyclubs @pittsburghimprov #pittsburgh #tomgreen #standupcomedy Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: Two more #SOLDOUT shows tonight @pittsburghimprov Thank you #Pittsburgh for the great weekend! Last night was awesome! Tonight is gonna be crazy! (A few tickets left for my show on Sunday if ya wanna keep the party going!) #standupcomedy #tomgreen Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: Remind yourself that the time you spend on Instagram today could be spent doing something for yourself. Play some music. Take a walk. Write a joke. Read a book. Fix a car. Shoot a film. Complete a project. Accomplish goals. Go outside. Stop wasting time on #socialmedia #digidetox #instagram Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: Hey #NewYork I will be doing some spots @comedycellarusa Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday on the 9:30pm shows. Thanks Comedy Cellar! #standupcomedy #comedycellar Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: Reduce man made C02! Carbon dioxide trapping heat in the atmosphere is referred to as the “greenhouse effect.” … This thermal radiation is absorbed and re-radiated by the atmosphere’s CO2 molecules back toward earth’s surface, providing an additional source of heat energy. Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: This fall I will be completing a lifelong dream of mine to introduce monkeys into Yellowstone national park. This is being done with out proper approvals and surreptitiously. Please don’t tell anybody. But I do want all of you to know that at some point in the next decades Yellowstone national park will be populated with monkeys. I would like to ask all of you to remember this and lobby the wild life societies of the world to change the name of these new American monkeys to The Tom Green Monkey. In honour of me their Yellowstone monkey god. That would make me happy. If you happen to be in Yellowstone National Park please feed the monkeys. I have a feeling they might not have a lot of natural food sources so I’m hoping that tourists will feed them Pringles Doritos and whatever truck stop junk food that you can scrounge. Somebody told me they love Slim Jims. Let’s make Yellowstone national park great again! It was getting boring with all the normal animals. We can do this! #monkeys Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: The USA needs universal health care for all citizens now! This is the richest country in the world. Nobody should have to pay for medical insurance. Nobody should be bankrupted by medical bills. Nobody should have to forgo visiting a doctor because it is too expensive. I grew up in Canada and the health care system is incredible. Do that America! I am tired of seeing my friends who can’t afford health care live in fear. Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: Man made climate change is so scary for some folks that it is easier emotionally for them to not believe in it. Also believing would require making some minor lifestyle changes and change is scary when you are closed minded and selfish. Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: Check out my podcast on tomgreen.com – Link is here on my Instagram bio! Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: Most entertainment writers think they are funny. And indeed many of them are. But not many of them are as funny as Dave Chappelle. And that clearly irks many a journalist to the core. Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: I have been involved in a 10 year unresolved argument with one person about the moon landing conspiracy theory that the moon landing was fake. I won’t tell you what side I am on but I will say neither side will budge. Seems pretty obvious what the truth is! Right?! Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: #Iraq #2003 Thank you for your service @michael_ramage – Thank you for sending me this photo. This was at Camp Muleskinner during Operation Iraqi Freedom. South of Sadr City. Michael did another tour there in 07-09. Extremely terrible tour, lots Soldiers killed via IED and EFP(s) and they were rocket attacked daily. Happy you made it back safely Michael. Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: Get tickets now for my standup comedy show @kaaboodelmar this is gonna be a hilarioussss good time!! #SanDiego #SoCal #LosAngeles #Delmar #standupcomedy #TomGreen #bigbrother #MTV #cbsbigbrother #cbs Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: Found on Reddit: Someone peeled off 20 years of posters to reveal this Road Trip poster from the year 2000. Awesome! Thanks @daveengland from @jackassworld for sending me this! Rock on Dave! Image Images, Instagram
