Instagram: I just analyzed all of the comments in my recent posts and based on a complex computer read out I have determined there is a 76 percent chance that I am 49 percent smarter than 52 percent of my Instagram followers. Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: “As we are experiencing firsthand, you cannot fight the pandemic with lies and disinformation any more than you can fight it with hate or incitement to hatred,” Merkel said. “The limits of populism and denial of basic truths are being laid bare.”- Angela Merkel Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: “How is it difficult for humans to unite to fight a common enemy that’s killing people indiscriminately? Are we unable to distinguish or identify the common enemy? Can’t we understand that the divisions or the cracks between us actually are the advantage for the virus” “My friends, make no mistake: The greatest threat we face now is not the virus itself,” Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus said in a passionate speech in Geneva on Thursday. “Rather, it’s the lack of leadership and solidarity at the global and national levels.” Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: Come see me at YouTube.com/tomgreen I will be spending more time over there! Fun live streams and big quality videos and podcasts. Love you all! Tom Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: Unpopular opinion alert… I love the mystery of space etc… but maybe we should not be spending trillions of dollars sending people to Mars right now? How about we save planet earth first… then go to Mars? Just an idea. #mars #pandemic #climate #earth Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: Somebody posted on here that “masks don’t protect you from the virus”…. this is the problem with the internet. This lack of understanding spreads online and the arrogance of people in our society allows this untruth to take hold. See… an individual wearing a mask is not doing it to protect themselves. But EVERYBODY WEARING a mask does so to protect society. Everybody needs to behave as if they have the virus and do not know it. Read that again. YOU MIGHT HAvE THE VIRUS AND NOT KNOW IT. THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE YOU DO! I AM NOT WEARING A MASK BECAUSE I AM AFRAID. I AM WEARING A MASK TO PROTECT YOU! This is the complicated part that so many don’t understand. This is why we have so many cases in USA. The problem is nobody knows if they have covid until they have been tested. So I repeat… you wear a mask “in case YOU already have covid” to PROTECT OTHERS! You are not wearing the mask because you are trying to protect yourself and you are scared. You wear the mask because you are setting and example for those around you. To be part of a team. To encourage everyone else around you to wear a mask. So that the covid carrier without symptoms wear a mask. And this virus goes away. That is a complicated thing for people to understands who are not paying attention. Wear a mask. Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: I like posting stuff like this so all the people that think they can cook better than me can make judgements. It amuses me because I know that I am a better chef than all of em. And just the fact that you know that real San marzano tomatoes are grow in Italian volcanic soil it still doesn’t change the fact that my cooking tastes better than yours. Period. #TomGreen #MasteChef #Mastertroll #EatIt Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: Can we get back to this soon? Miss all of my friends in the comedy community. Be safe everyone! @thecomedystore Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: On a more positive note… 2020 has been a good year to be a bad ventriloquist. #wearamask Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: Ok so @carrottoplive challenged me to shave my beard down to just a mustache. And only then will he do my podcast! Fine! Are ya happy now Scotty?!? Wanna do the show tomorrow? #carrottopchallenge Image Images, Instagram
Instagram: Webovision is coming back on YouTube.com/Tomgreen – Good morning gang. Hope all is well. Image Images, Instagram
