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please turn on the sign tonight, it was not on last night.
I got really confused, but stuck around for Larry.
Fan of Larry,
the geek
I think, maybe yeah!
Fan of Larry,
the geek
Do it. Fuck it.
tom do the tinfoil i need to see that it will be fun ,funny to go tom go.i need to see a funny show to night tom
Hey tom-
I've been watching your show every day since it's debut way back in 1942. My only question is, how in the hell are you getting paid for this? I see some bud light bottles on your t.v. tray/desk, but this show is bad-ass and you deserve the proper dividends for it.
love ya and keep it up!!!
ps, you gots to kill that furry worm rotting away on your upper lip--it's killing me mang!!!
Could you team me up with someone for filming? If you took me under your wing, I'd show you why you did so. I've been let down every time when it comes time to film. Can you help me? Let me attempt to be your comedic robot.

Sausage...
Tom, this is your best shit ever.
Also - make all of your historical interviews totally visible and available rigth from the landing of tomgreen.com, man, you're going to have many random visitors, you need to get those way cool interviews out there!
Hell yeah do the show in tin foil. Hopefully it will bring back a part of the old Tom again. Although, why did you ask if people would mind. I know a lot of your fans love the spontaneity of your show.
Anyway, do whatever you want man and your fans will support it. Keep up the good work.
Kevin
Can you play this video on your show? You should get the Blue Man Group to come hang out!
That's so cool! I remember u saying that at the end of ur segment of MC Face at the wooden carving thing..i thought it was cool but never knew what u said or what it meant..but now i know! :)
I don't know about tin foil... that was one slow half hour last time. Maybe the French Magician or MORE Larry and Tom Show!! I love the angry characters... and Larry puts callers in their place.
The idea is great. You should make everyone dress in tin foil even though they aren't on camera. I will be one of your dedicated deputies one day, you will see, you will look at me on your TV screen behind you one day and go "proud". And i will be like, "proud"? and you'll be like, "proud."
Wrap yourself up Tom that will be cool
Hey man, sorry i wasn't on skype on mondays show, i was at school. Im keen to get some footage for you at a radio station on the air making funny sounds, im also going to the snow soon and could do some funny stuff there mabye snowboarding in tin foil... just tell you what you would like me to do and ill grab a mic and camera and do it. Also can you do another creative show on friday so we can talk on skype, mabye switch it around and you go in the hot seat and callers interview you? P.S what does audi 5000 mean?
you should definitly wrap yourself in tin foil and make noises! that would be some kick as webo-vision! Maybe larry can wrap himself in tin foil too! Oh and you should have Gilbert Gottfried and Penn Jillette on the show! There both loud and hilarious! See ya on the national Internet!

Play this video of me being a human skateboard on the show. Check it out on YouTube.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ujaXeXGwWvc
Thanks even if you dont do it.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!
its an hour away from my house in an Ohio state park. I could get some video footage when I get extra time. I know a little about audio so I will have it rigged up solid
i just noticed the email from Josh in tennesse about going to Compton..lol. Yea that would be cool, but i just wanted to tell him that you've been there already, right? I remember that segment, it was pretty funny.
It would be great to have someone preparing a meal for you in the kitchen while your on live. Like after a good long hour on web-o-vision you could feast on something yummy. much love peace!
Hey Tom I think it would be cool if you went to Compton.
When will JerrrrY be on the show???
Go ahead, burst my bubble and/or bubbles.

That sounds pretty cool. What's the name of the movie?
Is it a comedy?
whenever the technical problems arise just take a deep breath & down a Bud light.
1:39 pm were you just on the air? I just went to the home page. Saw you and another guy doing something. I just saw the last five seconds I think you might have said "We are on the air? Go off" or something like that. More repairs for the channel or was this some afternoon delight?
That was the funniest/ most bizarre piece of webo-vision I have ever seen when you had the sho of Larry on the big screen with Rex in the picture, while Larry was talking about his a-pre-cia-tion. I was dieing of laughter. :)

You are great yo great for puting the pictures on your E Mail have you listen to the my space music of her pleas go to her music listen to it Tina Majorino The Am Project get her on your show hear is another picture of Tina Majorino have a nice day Thank You

Tom, last nights show was real funny, but I'm confused aboot one thing though, why did Shaun White keep calling himself Larry, I like Shaun, great athlete, just confusing.
Nice, you're fast... here goes...
We were talking at the party about the show/video they did in Canada-- a compilation of videos taken in a phone booth
I want to do something like that, but it's a phone booth that streams directly to the internet so that anyone can hop in the booth and speak to the world, totally uncensored (like you, I believe in the freedom of media). I'm in the early stages of this and I'm asking you because you seem to have gotten most of the bugs worked out. Here's what I want to do:
1) Phone booth with self contained computer and camera
I want to be able to relay the video being recorded by the webcam [into the CPU that's in the booth] to an offsite server CPU that will send it straight to a website. What hardware/software would you recommend I use to do this?
2) Getting it to stay up
Do you think it will be possible to have 24/7 non-stop video streaming? The only hard line that should be connected to our booth is POWER. Do you think we will be able to send data at a fast enough rate (wirelessly) to the server?
Thoughts? Recommendations?? Really appreciate it!
Jason
Well it would be great if you waited till' it was all raunchy, and It would be interesting for us fans to see what is in Tom Greens fridge. Funny comes natural to you especially when you are around things..just thought it would be interesting. Even when you speak the word sausage it's funny. :)

You are great yo the new prop you have is great larry that is cool funy Tina Majorino The Am Project her to come on your show another picture of her you can have a nice day Thank You
you need a big party again be for you take october off,ok tom .lol.what do you think tom big party uh .i saw dungeons and dragons movie cool movie.
Tom I just had this great idea for a show one of these nights when your bored! A cleaning out Tom Greens fridge segment...eh!?! Lots of funny things could happen with that one.
I hope my ideas are helpful, I don't want to be a nuisance, the only reason I send them to you is to help encourage your own creativity. It's funny how when I say the word "hip-po-pot-a-mus" you think of...
I'm sitting here laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes, Tom. "I appreciaaaaaaate that YOU appreciate that you appreeeeee..." Freakishly funny, Tom. And the girl interviewing the Dungeons And Dragons guys for you was classic. Your show is the the only entertainment worth a damn, Tom. Love ya.

Hi Tom! I hope you are having a great week! Candace Made this video for you about a year ago....She uses a Mic and at the end she says Back to you in the studio :-) You may like it she is very differant and a strange little Child...I think she watched to much Tom Green Growing up he he he...So here it is and if you like it you can use it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3Dow5UNuf8 Have a great day! Peace!
Hello Tom I sent you a message yesterday about a show I want to put together, and that I really like your live feed. I was wondering if you could please refer me to the company that helped you put it together, because I have been trying to work with some people and they don't really know what to do. Thanks again. Hamlet
Hey Tom,we talked the other day here on email about me & my crazy band possibly doing your show sometime.
I host Whodaluda Radio with Derrick Kosinski from MTV.Me & him would both be able to do your show,so if you want the band & us at another time to maybe come on,contact me back.Thanks

I'm looking forward to a great month of web-o-vision! Let's hope your viewers can step up to bat and do something when they call in on skype instead of giving a mini bio and asking you about the family. Come on people! Do something silly! But not too silly, gosh...you wouldn't want to get hung up on! Let go of your fear, viewers! Make a fool of yourself! It will be fun!
I think history will look back on you very fondly Mr. Green. Your detractors will be picked apart (especially the yellow cartoon ones) as overrated, washed up, self important "genius" that basked in it's own glory so often it faded before realizing it was never all that glorious to begin with. I saw a poorly framed shot of a man being scolded by his own puppet, on his own show, broadcast live from his own living room last night. The best part about it? It wasn't perfect. It wasn't 15 guys in a room pitching zany ideas to be sterilized and re-imagined a hundred times until finally 6 months later something kind of like it gets forced on an audience that wants so badly to get the joke they overlook the fact that it isn't even there. It's real. It doesn't tell you it's funny. It doesn't ask you to laugh, to be entertained. It's a man in his living room. It's a man with a puppet and some cameras, and the will to entertain. It's Tom Green using anything and everything he can to make people who want to laugh. Thanks for a great show. Thanks for the future of entertainment.
Hey Tom!! Just read the new blog-- Everything sounds amazing. I can't wait to see more craziness this month, Can't wait to see the movie stuff next month, and I can't wait to see what big guests you have planned up for the future months! Everything is moving so fast around here, it's crazy!!
-Max
Wicked if David Arquette stops by. Some serious comical chemistry right there. I'm going to message him and do my tiny part. On a side note, you better find Larry a girlfriend. You don't want to find a pile of burnt Larry dust one morning from eloping with his wooden hand. He's a fire hazzard with no female contact Tom.
Saw a you tube video of an angry man, great stuff. Then came over to your web site and did od all but surf and watch you videos for 5 hours... Top stuff... now I better do some dam work and catch up!!
Hey when you head to Canada, how do you travel?Drive, fly, run, or swim? All of the above? Well, I was just wondering because if you had time, maybe you could come through this area, and we could go to that cave, and see the bats! Plus I heard that there is a collection of water at the end of the cave and there are little transparent fish that are attracted to your flashlight! :)
I love your show Tom, I found you and have been watching for a little more than a month... :)

crazy show last night.. i liked the idea of you being a pioneer of 'misery humor' ...it's pretty apt.
i made you a picture. you're silly. :P
peace, -mc
Do you want my advice on anything? I've decided not to give it unless you ask, but I will offer....what do you want my advice on?
Hey Tom. Sorry to resend this if you got it but i realized this morning that I sent it to you through Gmail and not your website, so you may not have. Any way he'res a copy of the original message with the jokes. Just E-mail me before 1 PM if you like them and want I'll write you up 5 or so more before tonights show. Thanks.
Hey again, Tom. Here's a few jokes I wrote after spending about an hour checking out news stories from today on CNN.com. I hope you like them and want to use them, that would be awesome. I've only written a few because I've really got to get to bed, but if you like these I can have a few more for you before tomorrow's show. Thanks a lot and I'm really excited about this. This is actually the same way Dick Cavott got started working for Jack Paar. Cool stuff. Thanks.
P.S. I've also included links to the stories I used to write the jokes and I watched all the late-night shows tonight to make sure I wasn't doing anything similar to their monologues.
#1 Ailing Cuban dictator Fidel Castro announced Tuesday in a communist-party-run newspaper that he feels, in the 2008 presidential race, that a Hillary/Obama match up for the democratic nomination would be "Invincible." Castro continued, however, to say that, despite that fact, he's still rooting for Sanjaya.
SOURCE:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/08/28/castro.clinton.obama/index.html
#2 On Tuesday the Episcopal Diocese of Chicago announced Tracy Lind, an openly gay, female Reverend would be among the list of nominees for Bishop in the church. As a result, church attendance among teenage boys is at an all-time high.
SOURCE: http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/wayoflife/08/28/episcopal.bishop.ap/index.html
#3 In what appears to be a threatening gesture taken directly from the film "The Godfather," Robin Shellow, A prominent Milwaukee area defense attorney, reported finding the severed head of a goat just outside her office building on Monday. If she thinks finding the goat's head was creepy, wait 'til she sees which part I put in her mailbox.
SOURCE:
http://www.wisn.com/news/13996527/detail.html
Is it possible that Leonard Mills will be stopping by?
Could you show a picture of your father on the big screen behind the desk.. must be in the year of the moustache!
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