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I just found the part of Clone High when you made a guest appearance to discuss ADD! I laughed my ass off.
here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxQvc2Q8kEg&feature=related
Hey there Tom,
Looks like daddy did like the sausages... man hugging sausage... lol. At least he is not touching the sausage on the pants.
Anyways, you wanted some funny youtube vids... Try - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4FIC6Dx5yI
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4GMXavfKPY
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pussi81fNQ8&feature=related
lol, Your rad as...
Kenda
The new player does not like firefox...
HEY TOM!! Happy New Year! F'd the dog and caught up on all the cool things posted on the channel. Can't wait to see what''s to come in 2009. Are you at all interested in having any of the guys from PHISH on the big show? Or maybe a return visit from Trailer Park Boys? PEACE!!!!!!!!!
Hey Tom, I'll be launching in April, with American Idol getting a top of the line rock ass kicking they deserve, 100,000 songs, music index 1.805 trillion concepts, a top label in the world, and a 22 million dollar total signing bonus, so I can purchase 10 Million songs at least, go to harvard, yale, princeton, Oxford, Juilliard, and several other place, and to learn all of the worlds major spoken languages, I guess being elite is a different realm after, but you would know that wouldn't you?
hey tom. i am an incredibly huge fan of yours. freddy got fingered is without a doubt my favorate (or however ya spell favorate... favorite? hm both seem odd. or maybe im just a stupid idiot) comedy film. i have taken on so many manorisms and personalities of you in my daily life. you are a very passionate accomplished guy and though im only 20, i hope to someday make an impact on this world as much as you have with either my music, my films and such or anything else.
im sure you get emails like this all the time and im sure you like being talked to like a normal person rather than a god haha. but you've really helped mold me into the man i am today. so thank you!
anyway i have too many questions. some kind of response from you would make my week.
Tom, how do you do........that sweet.....sweet amazin thing you do? I love you, want to do you...can I? Shit that little sprayer thing just scared me! sorry little tipsy do you love my song? not as good as crack baby
Next time you visit Canada, you should visit Phil Guy-Rox. And film it for the channel. If you think about it, long-time Tom Green fans miss the P J-Roo. If you think about it.
Do the laugh one more time....but this time.. for the channel! DO DO DO...DO THE LAUGH YOU DO. Giroux.
Does anyone agree with Ryan DiBiase on this one?
Yo Tom, just wanted to tell you how great the site is still looking, hopefully you'll have some time to do some new stuff soon, but everything else you provide here (free of charge to I the viewer!) still kicks ass.
I just ordered "The Tom Green Show: The Complete Series" via the store here. It's great to see the old crew and show (though I think you're better now but still as crazy) and see some of the bits that I remember that made it from the Canadian show to the MTV show, as well as some of the stuff I'd never seen not being in Canada. Quality stuff, and trend setting for sure. My girlfriend is a big fan of Jackass, which I like too, but I told her about how some of that stuff was total Tom Green (if I recall they do give you credit, which they should) like the "making fun of cripples" bit with the crutches and so on. The barbershop hair in the Vaseline looked pretty tasty too! Hilarious. Obviously, Jackass went a little over-the-top to the next level with all the stunt stuff, but between that show and Ali G/Borat I see the Tom Green influence and recognize the impact (sometimes painful impact.).
Anyway, hope all is well in the new year. I am a recent cancer survivor myself. I just had surgery on December 29th and my follow-up appointment with my doctor today. He says I'm cancer free, which is good since I had a weird, rare form of cancer called adenoid cystic carcinoma. Of course since it's rare it isn't the the interest of drug companies or other researchers to work on seeking treatments or cures because it isn't profitable (isn't that lovely?!) I have to have six weeks of radiation (I'm hoping I'll turn into like Spiderman or something, maybe Cheddarman) For now I"m good to go, a little scarring but hey I can always pretend like I was in a war or something, make up some elaborate tale about getting my throat slashed and crawling through the dessert living on cactus juice (more dynamite!) and camel dung, mmm, that's good eatin'.
Keep up the good work, thanks for being the friend I never had and keeping me entertained during that always lovely, drugged-out recovery phase! (Though it certainly makes for some interesting viewing) You rock!!
Later dude, Brett from Wisconsin (Daddy would you like some sausage? And cheese??)
Tom whats It like being a celebrity? Do you like it.
im sorry i'm gonna have to speak up here and lay claim to saying sausage for a laugh..for some reason my buddy troy and i would drive around yelling in a real gay voice "did you say sausage!!" you know with a gay lisp and all....i dont know why but we'd die laughing, and we werent even high or drunk!!
Hi,
My name is Tasharia Woods, but I go by Tasha. I am currently an independent freshman student at the University of North Carolina at Charlotte from Wilmington, NC. I have had many set backs and downfalls in my 19 years of life and they continue to hinder me. I was recently notified that I would not be able to continue my studies in college because I do not have the correct finances required for the next semester. I have no one to help me pay my way through college and can not receive a loan, not even private, because I do not have enough credit history or a cosigner. I am alone in my pursuit to gain success.
Though I am alone, both of my parents are still living, they just do not support or associate with me. My mother put me out of her house at the beginning of my senior year in high school and has not talked to me since. Before she put me out, she had stopped caring for me in everyway except providing shelter. I still have not learned the reasons why. She would wait until around 8-9pm to pick me up from school and she did not provide me with food. I was forced to ask school officials for snacks in order to eat. My father has communicated with me but will not help me with anything, especially finances.
Finances and my mother have been my set back since my senior year. I had a job, but it was working for my mother, so when she decided to dis-communicate me my job was ended also. After my mother abandoned me, I went to live with my cousin, whom I lived with earlier in my childhood. I tried to find a job, while living with my cousin, which was hard being 17 with no license. I walked 5 miles up and down the main street by my cousin’s house going into every business to try and find a job. My search was unsuccessful.
Though I did not find a job, I thank God that I had school officials who cared about me. Living with my cousin I had to receive rides to and from school by the dean of students. When my mother found this out she went to the school and made them refuse to help me in any way. They did what she said and I was very close to dropping out of school. By the grace of God, I was able to find a ride to and from school and I was able to receive food stamps for 2 months in order to take a lunch to school.
After I became comfortable with my ride, I was told by my cousin to leave her house. My mother was behind that also. I was almost homeless but God stepped in again and gave one of my friend’s parents the heart to let me move in with them. They fed me, gave me rides to and from school, and added me to their family. By the time the second semester had started I was forced to move again, because they were no longer able to get me to and from school. I moved in with the family of one of my friends from middle school. Her family also took me in as their own, fed me, and gave me rides to and from school. While staying there I was able to find a job at the local mall, which I walked 4 miles to and from on the days that I worked.
Although I worked, I was not able to save much money because I was now paying for food and helping to pay bills. I continued to live with that family until it came time for me to go to college. I went to college early in order to attend a transition program. Though I applied to as many scholarships as I could, many would not accept my application because I did not have my parent’s signature. I did manage to receive 3 scholarships for the fall semester and 1 scholarship for $2500 every semester for 4 years.
I have now finished my fall semester and I am ready to head into my spring semester, but I have concerns and doubts that I will make it through. I have been saying that I refuse to not continue my education because I went through too much to get to college, but when I do not have and can not find the money to pay for college there is nothing else that I can do. I am currently in need of $5527 in order to finish the payment of my spring semester. I have a job on campus, because I do not have the expenses to take the driving class in order to receive my license. The school only allows student to work up to 20 hours a week, but since I am a full time student I am only able to work 10 hours a week. The money from my job helps me pay medical bills and pay for food, and after I take care of those needs I do not have any more money.
I am afraid that if I do not find the money to pay for school, I will be homeless. School is my home until I am able to get license, a car, and a better job so I will be able to rent a house. Other than this campus, I have no where else to go.
My initial reason for this letter is to ask for the remaining costs of this semester. If you can not offer the full cost I will take anything you can offer to me, even if it is only a reference to someone else who might can assist me.
Thank you for taking the time out to read this.
Sincerely,
A helpless college freshman.
"Are you finished?"
"No, i'm Swedish"
It made me laugh. Good show. TY.
Hey Tom,
Long time viewer of the show. I love the updates you have been posting of you guys around LA. Keep it coming!
Hey Tom. I enjoyed watching your kookooroo chicken video, its always fun to hear you say things like "delicious" and "chicken sandwich", if you wanted that could be your whole stand up routine right there, just going up on stage saying things like "sausage" and "cheese". Any food really.
You are very good at saying food..and thats not something you can say about a lot of people..
I am just in university right now in all my winter clothes and was taking off my back pack and it was such a struggle. It would be a great bit for you to take a back pak off and wiggle around on the floor to get out of it. Its one of those things that happens to everyone just a thought
Hi Tom,
Cheers to making goofy movies.Thanks also for sharing your camera info a fun way to capture moments.The last time I was in Hollywood my camera motor went it was a film camera. I bought in Spain.It was of good quality.This time a better experience to take pics and have fun visiting with family friends,new friends and friends to build on potential business relationships.I have new ideas and incentives for making web o vision.I'll also telephone you when I am Cali to say hi and leave a message to let you know what is going on and toward The Channel that I may get to meet investors during this visit.I will be visiting in California in May.I will pitch the web o vision to ones I believe are potential investor Sponsors.Ones that are not already sold or solicited.
I am looking at building relationships with the ones whom are interested in the marketing of my book and projects.This is a great time for learning,connecting and networking mainly building on relationships with people.Jackie my cousins's wife took me to a Indonesian place in LA.I will also want to check out a little Korean raspberry wine.The restuarants you visit also look like fun places to eat.
I am going to be at a conference or more than one. I also anticipate some Volunteering during my visit.I went to Toronto yesterday and I had fun riding on the new terminal train.Another canuck in Cali will be fun!.
Happy new year big man! Hope your good and looking forward to your new material.
P.S. Any beard grooming tips?
Hey Tom thanks for returning my message man. cant wait till the next show tonight dude.
mike large
i just wanted to send u a shout out from the 613 and say we love u here man.i also wanted to kno wat time(in ottawa) do u put ur show on at, like the life one i can watch here. i cant find that info anywhere n thanks a fan ~Mat
Heard your gonna start up the stand-up comedy thing. Im glad to hear that and can't wait to hear your material! Good luck Tom!!
Why do you hang out with Andy Milonakis? Are you getting paid or something? I don't understand.
I haven't seen or heard anything about you in a long time, are you going too keep it this low-key in the future. Good work man, keep it rollin.
There's really a place called Koo Koo Roo Chicken in California? lol wtf? What the hell is Koo Koo Roo supposed to mean.. do they sell Chicken meat or Kangaroo meat?
That was Hillarious when you were on the comics unleashed set and you hopped over and stuck your arm in the fish tank and chased the Sharks with your arm haha.
Too bad Byron Edited that out!
lol he didnt look too happy
Of course I am a huge fan, from very early on. I particularly fell in love with all the episodes of you getting kicked out of Mall. I played a lot soccer and we would travel to different towns (This is pre Tom Green Show) and often we would end up in a Target or Walmart type store, I would always make a B-line for the electronics, I would find the Karaoke machines and turn them and start bellowing out sales of erotic items, false fire alarms or just publicly humiliating anyone I could. And every time I was asked to leave. Can't trade those memories for the world. But I'm writing to you today, because I'm hoping to get noticed, I've recently started a blog that is quickly taking shape, this is my first experience so I'm slowly finding a voice, trying to hone in on my jokes so I can develop dedicated viewers, I'm going to be adding songs and video soon, which will make me or break me right? Well, if you get a chance please check it out, I'd love to know what you think and love to have you as a subscriber.
http://sinisterhumor.blogspot.com
You're a lot more mellow now Tom, I think you should make a video of you being the more crazy side lol :)
its a new year,lets make some moves..,.,ready to see the show pop the f#@k off .,.,bless you hope all is well
What has a tongue but no mouth?
..
A shoe.
Good luck sir,
Rory
for when you go on the air? i think ive been missing shows not getting emails when you go live. let me know thanks
You and Andy should team up. You guys should wander around LA and fight evil buildings and drive around large teacups filled with lettuce.
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office, tells him what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man.
The supervisor is puzzled by this and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?
The woman replies, "He's a midget."
Interview with John McCain
- "Mr. McCain, that extremely close 100m final at the Beijing olympics commonly referred to as the Phelps Butterfly Incident - how have you had it?"
- "Boy oh boy, Vietnam's been the last time that I've (inaudible) like that."
Not only do I find Andy hilarious, but sometimes it seems like you're there keeping his insaneness in check, holding him back enough to not to something to get you both arrested. I dunno. The irony in Tom Green holding someone back from doing something too ridiculous kills me.
Please direct movies again. Freddy Got Fingered should have been the beginning of an auteur filmmaker's career.
hey tom good to see your channel back in action again! I see your making a lot of the hip hop lately as well, as we say in beantown WICKED PISSER! you and Andy crack me up! happy new year-nf
You and Andy create magical moments. My mind is blown into smithereens each and everytime. I wish I had a Koo Koo Roo chicken near me, except what was up with that lead warning? That doesn't seem ok to me.
I think you forgot your glasses in koo koo roos bathroom
Tom,
I watched the Koo Koo Roo video of you and Andy. I was shocked at what I saw. He knowingly and willingly set his jacket down on the floor of the men's room in a fast food restaurant! Yuck!
You and Andy are the two most fearless people I've ever seen.
Johnny
Tom--dude--please....get the show back on the webovision! WTF! It's been 6 months! LEt's get things moving!!!!
I found out you had alien ant farm on your show.
AAF!
http://www.badongo.com/audio/12771581
have a look...
Hey Tom, it;s been awhile. I was wondering dude when are you gonna have new shows. So you're throwing your hat into stand up maybe talking about being married, and being in "Hollywood couple" would be hilarious. I definitely thought you had some stand up material when you were talking about your failed relationship. Hope to see from your living room soon.
Hey Tom, it;s been awhile. I was wondering dude when are you gonna have new shows. So you're throwing your hat into stand up maybe talking about being married, and being in "Hollywood couple" would be hilarious. I definitely thought you had some stand up material when you were talking about your failed relationship. Hope to see from your living room soon.
That was Greg Grunberg's ("Heroes") car.
http://www.greggrunberg.com/videos/?action=view&id=Zi7amzBt
Did Andy remember to get his glasses from the bathroom in KOO KOO ROO?
Hey Tom,
How are things, stop by sometime and hang out. I can show you how we make cars here. I got video cameras too, we can make some funny TV
Check out my cartoons at YOUTUBE
www.youtube.com/carmen20006
Peace
Greg
313-516-1559
but when you finally show up on celebrity apprentice coming up you will be on tv then!!! and then your web traffic will go through the roof and then you will forget about all of us true fans who have been here all along.....booo hooooo
what did you eat for lunch today?
Hi Tom. Can you recommend any good female artist/comedians?
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