So I just snuck onto the computer. So if you think I’ve abandoned the Channel, you are oh so wrong. I am still very much “down for the cause” and I’m pretty sure you guys know that, so I’m still here! If my Assignemnts are late, don’t kill/delete me.
-Zak

On Sunday, I was working at my new house and we were putting branches into the dumpster we had rented that was in the driveway. So after a while, it got overfilled so we climbed a ladder up this huge thing and stomped the branches down. No problem. I jumped down, filled up some more branches until the process had ot be repeated. So I’m climbing the ladder and get to the top and put my left foot into the dumpster on the branches and as I push up on my right leg, the ladder slips and falls. I tried to fall forward but of course, I went backwards and fell to my death. I hit the ground hard on my back and had injured my whole body.

Thankfully nothing is broken or anything, but I have a gangster limp from my left knee hurting. It’s hard to sit down down comfortably because my butt got bruised. I can’t bend over without hurting because my waist got landed on. I can’t set my right elbow down because I used it to break my fall. And I can’t raise my left arm because it hurts.

But like I said, nothing serious. I should be fine in a few days and I’ll able to get back out there and make some movies.
-Zak

I sadly did not do Assignment #5. I was planning on doing it this weekend, but I had to go out of town. I hope everything went okay. I also hope i don’t get deleted because of this. I doubt I will though.

-Zak

Tom just played my Assignment #4 video! I’m still shaking. That was so cool! I called as many friends of mine as I could and called my family over to the computer to watch it. Thank you Tom! Thank you Cooper! I’m telling all my friends tomorrow at school.

Umm… THANKS!!!

-Zak

PS: I didn’t really pee my pants.

I worked harder than you think on this one. My friend (who only has a permit) drove me to the grocery store so I get a chicken at about 9 in the morning. Then swung by my friend’s house to get a camera. I got home and waited until noon (After my friend’s mom left his house so she wouldn’t see the car missing). So we were about to leave when he gets a call from his mom asking where he is and where the car is. He was stone cold busted. So he had to go home. So I took the camera and briefcase and walked a loooooong way to the Oklahoma Gazette Building and looked up Andrea Lopez, one of the writers there on the wall. I found her office and that’s when I turned the camera on and opened the door. Nobody at the desks or security stopped me as I made my way through the place. And as you saw, after I unveiled the chicken, I was asked to leave and on my way out I snagged one of her business cards and walked home to shoot the intro. It was a long day.

-Zak

The staff’s giving me mixed signals here. Cooper says “I see a few of you have completed Assignment #3. I just watched one of them, that will air tommorrow on TOM GREEN LIVE at 11 est. It made me laugh. Great work guys.”

This means that only one video will show tonight of Assignment #3. Which of course leaves us thinking, “Geez, I hope it’s me.” But now Tom says “I really really enjoyed seeing you guys in New York, Max Mller, Alan Lupiani, awesome chicken work.”
That’s a list of people’s videos he enjoyed. But as the Sheriff said, only one will air. So I’m reading that thinking, “Man, he didn’t say my name. He also didn’t put my email to him up on the fan email page whereas he put others.” But I read a little more of his blog and it reads, “And I really enjoyed seeing Zack in Oklahoma City, dragging around that chicken. Good times.”

Ooooh, he excluded me from the group to say he liked mine. Is that a good thing? A bad thing? Hard to read. Note that for the other list, he said he “really really” enjoyed it. Mine, he just, “really” enjoyed it. But maybe I’m just obsessing and being paranoid. In the long run, all I can do is just sit here hoping he shows mine.

-Zak

rnThe past two days have been great getting all the great feedback and support from my fellow deputies. I hope my new friends don’t get kicked by Cooper so I’m going to do my best from here on out with these assignments to keep em here!rnrn-ZakrnrnPS: Assignment #3 is one post down. (I was the first. Get it on the air please!).mailentry{margin: 0px; padding-bottom: 20px; background: url(http://www.tomgreen.com/images/squig.gif) no-repeat bottom;} #coltwob img {width: 0px;} #adjuster {position: absolute; left: 50%; top: 80px; width: 328px;} #rightside {position: relative; float: right; width: 150px;}

I didn’t do the first two assignments but I had to get in on this one. Here’s is me walking around downtown Oklahoma City in a tuxedo dragging a chicken along while interviewing people with my brand new microphone. Hope you like it and hope you put it on the show!

-Zak

Like I promised earlier today, here is a video of me converting to the religion of Shishkabbalah as Harland Williams instructed the last time he was on the show. Please put it on the show tonight! It’s short and to the point.

-Zak