Milk

I’d like to clear up that I never sent a fellow Deputy a headless doll in the mail. I have much better things to do with my time and career than to do stuff like that. Wherever it started, it is a lie.

The Same Old.

The cat uses the toilet and can open the bathroom door. I added a laugh track.

This second homeless man was cracked out of his mind babbling about Obama. He had bloodshot eyes and held my hand for the longest time.

This guy was flirting with MelissaD and claiming he was Tom Brady.

Myself and MelissaD went out for a drink this morning. We sampled wine. I also am a comedy writer for Young Muscle magazine, an upcoming fitness magazine. More as it comes.