uber ruber (pronounced “oober roober”)
feelin like
it’s gonna walk on air
that subtle noblety
and that vacant stare
one look at them jeans and i knew
you rough and rugged cowboy
swing that lasso boy, real good
and point your guns in the air
for it’s a duel
bite down on that sandwich
and chew it real good
it’s delicious isn’t it?
it tastes like home.
but you know, chewin on them tobaccos ain’t gonna do you no right
and there ain’t a jacker in sight
but hold up now, wait a minute
let us put some bootie in it
it’s a dance, you see
with skirts and suits and spinning
you gotta jump jive and then you wail
but then you really don’t know
just to be blatantly honest
how to ask for a cupcake in french
but cupcakes are good.
mmm. yummy. cupcakes.
and that is all.
thank you, please drive thru.
would you like fries with that sir?
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