So today I go to Spanish, I’m handing out books, and this one stupid bitch is like, so how did you break your arm? So I answer, I fell snowboarding. Her response is, probably fell off your computer. (Yes you stupid bitch I was sitting on top of my computer and I rolled off.) Yeah I make websites; I guess that means I spend all my time on my computer. You see what she did not remember is that I am her myspace friend, and let me tell you, she spends the most time on a computer I have ever seen, she posts bulletins every 5 minutes, comments people a million times a day and she has the nerve to make a joke about me being on the computer. So I say, lets see you spend more time than me on the computer doing myspace, how much money a month do you make from that? Oh you make nothing, yeah that’s what I thought, and well I make 120 a month for using myspace. Oh what now.

So then her stupid fat ass friend who where’s hott people clothes says, “you probably fell off your computer hehehehe. My response: yeah haven’t you done that a million times, oh wait you couldn’t have you ate your computer didn’t you. Fat ass, go eat a cupcake.

So long story short she cried, I laughed the end.

#1 you know what really pisses me off, when I’m on the computer and then the bitch has the nerve to ask me to do a chore or some shit, can’t you see I’m doing work ho, go bother the made or something that is what you pay her for. I don’t care just don’t bother me.

#2 you know what really pisses me off is when I’m writing a rant about the bitch, she walks in so I close the program on the computer so I don’t hurt her feelings, then she goes what are you hiding, if _ _ _ _ parents caught her closing the program she would be grounded from the computer, well I’m not them bitch so leave me the fuck alone so I can rant in peace.

#3 you know what really pisses me off is when the bitch forces me to get a tutor, bitch if I wanted or needed one I would ask for one, I could do my own god damn homework, save the 20 bucks an hour and buy me a fucking car.

#4 you know what really pisses me off is when I’m out with friends or playing sports and what not, and the bitch calls my phone a shit load of times, bitch do I call you in your boring ass woman’s rights shit, NO! So don’t call me.

#5 you know what really pisses me off is when I’m in bed watching TV (no not porn fucking perverts) and the bitch walks in and sits down like its her room, I say “bitch can you please leave? I say this nicely, but no she wont leave.

#6 you know what really pisses me off is when I’m hungry and want to go out to eat because there’s nothing good in this shitty kitchen, so I say bitch can you take me out to eat, I’ll buy (I ask her to take me because the bitch wont let me get my fucking license) she says no I wont take you out to eat, 10 minutes later she takes my brothers out to eat and leaves me at home.

#7 you know what really pisses me off is when I’m on the computer its 10:00 weekday, the bitch is like you need to get off the computer, school tomorrow, bitch I’m 16 fucking years old, I can stay up as late as I god damn please so just leave me the fuck alone, you have work tomorrow and your not in bed.

#8 you know what really pisses me off is when I take the bitches car out for a little ride and for some reason I get in trouble with the cops, I know that I don’t have a license but cant you see I was doing a civil service if I didn’t hit that water tower someone else would have, and besides it was asking to be hit you can ask anyone.

#9 you know what really pisses me off is when you get a question wrong, when really you were right, hello Spanish teacher 4 trash cans is a lot of trash cans for one class room, I don’t care what you do at home but don’t come to school on heroine and start claiming that there needs to be 10 trash cans to be a lot.

#10 you know what really pisses me off is when you meet someone and they find out that you are Jewish and they say “oh do you speak Jewish? no you stupid stack of shit, do you speak ignorant bitch?

#11 you know what really pisses me off is when your teacher gives you a assignment that requires you to remember tons of stuff, not all of us like remembering pointless crap, some of us don’t have a good memory, and some of us have better things to memories like Anchorman or Run Ronnie Run.

#12 you know what really pisses me off, spoiled brats, not all of us have our own pony, some of us our happy with what we have and don’t complain when we receive a crappy gift.

#13 you know what really pisses me off, when you get in trouble for something you did not do, I did not do it! So why the fuck am I grounded? You should ground yourself for being a fucking idiot.

#14 you know what really pisses me off, people who talk about something like they no what there talking about, but really they don’t no shit, shut the hell up, what you are saying is complete bullshit.

#15 you know what really pisses me off, girls who talk about men’s sports especially when they don’t no shit, “go chargers hehehehe, they lost but they’ll still come number 1″ hey little bitch you will never be able to play football, you don’t no shit about football get over it!

#16 you know what really pisses me off, teenagers who take karate and think they can fight, dude I’ll take you black belt away and beat your ass with it, I’ll beat your karate ass fucking pansy, your not a ninja unless you move to Tibet and train with ninjas like Batman.

#17 you know what really pisses me off is when people think that there school is the best, “you were on the football team? Oh at your school, your school sucks my school probably has the best team there is, you’d never make my team. Dude shut the fuck up I don’t give a shit if your school is better or is worse I’m not trying to have a school rivalry, all I said was I played on my school team, I never said I was great and you sucked, so don’t make me beat your ass.

#18 you know what really pisses me off is when people who snowboard are like “you ski, snowboarding is way harder, skiing is easy. alright dude quit making excuses because you suck dick at snowboarding, I’ve snowboarded before there both equally difficult. So quit bitching because you suck at everything.

#19 you know what really pisses me off are when people say something sucks when they couldn’t do any better, “Dude that fucking sucks. then let’s see you make one jackass, until I see a better whatever it is than mine shut the hell up.

#20 you know what really pisses me off, females that think there good drivers, everyone knows that girls and Asians can’t drive, don’t tell me your a good driver, because we both no that you suck.

#21 you know what really pisses me off, when fat chicks dress slutty, its just nasty, listen I don’t no if you think it makes you look more attractive or if its more comfortable, I don’t care, if your overweight don’t dress slutty, it makes you look like a walking STD.

#22 you know what really pisses me off, people (mostly girls) who can’t take a joke, it’s called humor its funny it’s my personality, so you better deal with it because I’m not changing for you.

#23 you know what really pisses me off, wrestlers, there like dude I cant eat, I need to lose weight, dude you have no idea how hard wrestling is, way harder than your sport, dude I can beat you up now I take wrestling. SHUT UP fag you cant beat me up, and I’m sure its hard but I don’t want to hear you bitch about it, quit acting like a female and eat food because it tastes good, note: some wrestlers are cool, but everyone nose the ones that I’m talking about.

#24 you know what really pisses me off, when some stupid freshman girls think that they make the rules, because everyone nose that Ari makes the rules, bitch if I wasn’t scared of going back to military school, I would bitch slap you right across the face.

#25 you know what really pisses me off, those stupid fucking chain letters, anyone who sends chain letters… even if you don’t believe in them, YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. Those letters are just annoying, whenever I see them, I’ll let the person know, I’ll be like dude your a fucking moron. Iv gotten responses like, dude I don’t believe in them either but this one said I was going to hell, I have a response to that, you should go take a gun and shoot yourself because you are a disgrace to religion, you fucking idiot.

#26 you know what really pisses me off, when I meet someone for the first time and even though you don’t really know him or her, you already know that you don’t like them, and they act like were good friends or some shit, they will even make a joking insult, hey dude I DONT KNOW YOU and I don’t want to know you fagget. I will beat your ass bitch.

#27 you know what really pisses me off, when people think just because I own a website, it means that all I do is use the computer, well you no what, I do websites in my spare time! And I get paid for them, and enjoy them, they can help me in the future and they help me release stress. You like to masturbate, I like to rant, and you don’t need to be a bitch about it.

#28 you know what really pisses me off, when your making out with a girl, and you no sometimes I get bored of just making out, so I try to make it interesting, so then when I whisper the joy of Pepsi cola into her ear, it turns her off.

#29 you know what I think is kind of weird, is when a girl is about to get naked for you, but then she wants to turn off the lights first. We are going to fuck, but you don’t want me to see you naked? What the fuck is up with that? Do you have some sort of weird scar you don’t want me to no about? Because if you do, you better fucking tell me.

#30 you know what really pisses me off, people who say really lame comebacks, “why don’t you just go back to military school? Are you serious, is that your comeback. How bout this, until you learn an insult, DO NOT SPEAK! Maybe you should go hit yourself in the head and see if it makes you smarter.

#31 you know what really pisses me off, when someone has the same name as me, Ari, Ariel, or Arielle, its just annoying, I’m the only Ari, no one else, just remember that.

#32 you know what really pisses me off, is when I save up tons of money, buy an electric skateboard, but then the bitch takes it away. WHY? “because its to dangerous.” well you no what bitch I’m a dangerous kind of guy, if I want a fucking skateboard that goes 24 miles per hour, I’m going to fucking get one. You can’t stop me, how bout I take away your car. I wouldn’t want an electric skateboard if you would fucking let me get my license.

#33 you know what really pisses me off, when stupid ass freshman say they can beat me up, ok bud if you’re so tough lets quit talking and actually fight pussy, you name the date. Oh yeah that’s right your to much of a fucking pussy so you wont even fight me. “I don’t want to get in trouble.” Oh yeah your a one tough guy. “Last year I went to Saturday school for fighting.”
Note: I’m just going to edit this page and add more rants to it, so keep checking back