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Funny AlbumBase news.

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

For those of you who do not know, I am a link/forum moderator on the popular album downloading site AlbumBase.com So anyway as the site grows, I need moderation help so I posted a thread in the forum requesting volunteers to help, http://forum.albumbase.com//showthread.php?tid=7158

As you can see I have gotten many responses, and if you read I think you can agree I chose the proper people, the most loyal active members, not new people who joined just for the position, if you read my post, you will realize that was what I was looking for.

So anyway I thought I would share with you all and angry email I received from someone who was denied the position and my response to his message.

Email:
So is this like an inside circle of friends thing ??? Where noob’s are even considered cuz nobody knows who they are ??? Why did you bother to ask the general population if 99.44% are not worthy of helping out ???

Try seeing this from the outside in ??? The only two being considered are already mods here. So why didn’t you make your request internally, if they were the only ones you would wind up considering.

My Response:
No this is not an inside circle of friends, actually you should read up on your facts before emailing me, out of the two people considered so far neither are moderators, they are just active members. I never said that the non active members are not worthy of helping out, however I did say that the position would go to the people I think would be best for the position and are AlbumBase contributers. So thanks for you interest but after this ignorant email you can consider yourself not in the race to be Link Mod.

My trip to China Town

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

So I just got back from China Town, or Asia Town, not really sure, all I know is there were many pointy eyes, anyway I learned something there, and thought id share it with you all, so I was on the train and a little Chinese girl started crying, it was so weird, Chinese babies cry just like our American babies, I don’t know I always thought, that we were the only ones who cried, it was just a weird thing to hear. So I didn’t know what to do, finally I just got up, and I said “Stop crying ching chong I’m trying to read”, because here in America we know how to read. For some reason I got all these disturbing looks from all the pandas in the train, pshh like they could understand what I was saying, I was talking in English. Then some ching chong panda on the train, stands up and says “were not Chinese were Korean.” Um hello there ping-pong its the same thing.

English Assignment - Reflection

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007
This is a homework assignment I received from my English teacher, I just finished it what do you think?Response should be at least one page double-spaced. Respond thoughtfully.

1. Recall a situation in which you felt controlled by fear. Explain.

From what I remember, I have never really been controlled by fear, I am fearless, real men are not controlled by anyone, or anything but I could have been afraid as a child I do not remember, and to be honest, if I was controlled by fear, I would not admit it to you, ManRib.

Actually here’s a fear, I fear you without clothes, I fear seeing your fat ass camel toe naked, I’m hiding under my pillow just thinking about it.

2. Why do/did you have this fear? What created it? (Speculate if you aren’t sure.)

Why do I have this fear, hmm well every time I see a fat chick where tight jeans, the way you do, I just get this fear, of what if I have to see them naked? Its quite disturbing in my mind, I guess you can blame yourself for this fear.

3. Is it a rational fear? Explain your reasoning.

Yes id have to say this fear is very rational, I’m quite sure just about every person in all of Torrey pines that has seen you walk throughout the campus has this fear.

4. How does/did your fear impact your behavior (both in the situation and in general)?

In a situation where I have to talk to you, it impacts my behavior, I’m afraid to look at you, and I’m afraid to talk to you, as you might get some sexual vibe and get naked, in general when you are not around it does not affect me

Freshman game

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

Ok so I have invented a sweet game, well you see I am a junior, however I am in a few freshman classes such as geometry and Spanish one, so I consider myself to know more freshman than most other juniors, anyway being a junior in freshman classes really gives me a strong feeling of superiority, I just feel so above everyone else in those classes, like I could do anything I don’t care there just freshman. “I’m a freshman and I know tons of juniors.�? Shut the fuck up ManRib, that’s because you go to a private school, at private schools everyone knows everyone, so don’t try to get smart with me by emailing me your smart ass responses, freshman bitch.

So here is the game or activity whatever you want to call it. Whenever ever I see a freshman either walking by or me waking by them, I try and scare them, they won’t see me, or sometimes they even do but they don’t expect this, as they walk by or the other way around, I jump in front of them, and yell ablaablalala, basically yell gibberish in there face, and freak the crap out of them, while embarrassing them at the same time, I must say the response is quite rewarding, and I have found this to be very fun, I recommend you try it. Now you will get the occasional cocky freshman male, “what you want to fight dude.�? Basically this makes them sound like an idiot after I sock them in the face, and then they make an excuse to why they can not fight; you might get the occasional ManRib who flips her bitch switch (meaning she is on her period) “shut up Ari,�? you shut up freshy, don’t make me make you cry in front of your friends ManRib, because you know I will do it, shuts them up real quick, Anyways that’s basically what I have to share with you all, have fun trying it out.

Stupid Myspace thing, this is how bored I am.

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

1. When you were a kid what did you want to be when you grew up?
Actor, Rock star, Athlete, Power Ranger, Male Prostitute, you know normal kid stuff

2. What was your favorite toy when you were little?
I liked toy cars, dildos, the same stuff you play with while reading about me. I still like all the same stuff.

3. How did you meet your friends?
school, sports, wild sex parties..

4. Broke any bones or had any freaky accidents as a kid?
No broken bones, I’m to strong, and everyone else is to weak.

5. Were you mean or nice?
Wtf do you think? nice of course, still am.

6. Random memory from when you were a kid:
Shitting in peoples backyards, I’m not kidding.