So its a late Friday, just got back from a long movie night with some manribs (I have decided to lower case that word, as females are not equivalent to us Men), so I think to myself, wow I have not written in a long time, what should I post for my loyal 2-3 fan’s. So I go ahead and check my email and it appears that someone has commented my trip to china town on my daily comedy blog http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/2958 , wow I’m excited, what does someone have to say about my work, because I really care what other people think of it. Here is the comment rnMariarn“You should probably learn how to spell Korean if you’re going to make fun of them for not being able to read.”rnrnWell as many of my loyal readers know I can give a shit about spelling, and in my opinion who gives a shit, as long as the readers understand what I am trying to say, that’s all that matters, right? Who gets to invent the spelling for Korean anyway, why should it be spelled that way, as apposed to mine, should we all have to follow societies spelling rules, I think not. Although I did go back and correct my spelling error, could Maria just not have told me privately instead of trying to embarrass me in front of the comedic community, is she that cold hearted of a person? Well here is your answer, she herself is Korean, and she was offended by my incredible words of wisdom. So here is my response, if you don’t like my spelling go back to China Ping-Pong! This is America we spell how we want.

Many people send hate mail just so that I will post it on the site, and get them some attention, so if I think that it is not real, I’m not posting it, so stop sending me ridicules hate mail just to make it to the site.

Message1: “You have way to much spare time.

Response1: Well as a matter of fact I do. I am grounded for about one quarter of my life, and during this time have gotten pretty good at computer and websites. However I do not spend as much time as you think, you see these rants are always in my head, so it takes no time at all to write them down. I usually spend about an hour and a half a day on the computer, which include, both of my websites, aim, myspace, …. However it seems during your time, you read randome sites on the net and respond to them, wow I wish I could spend my time as wisely as you.

Message2: Hello Are you kidding me, insulting people who are over weight and your ridiculous jokes that go over and beyond human rights. I reported you to your hosting provider for being a ignorant lil’ shit who can’t spell. GROW UP BITCH!

Response2: Hello there big guy, well for starters, obviously you are overweight or you wouldn’t care, and obviously you know why I hate fat people so I will not continue with that matter. Also you say my jokes go beyond human rights, well fatty here in America (which you are obviously from because you are fat) it’s called Freedom of Speech bitch. Oh you reported me to my hosting provider oh no please don’t do that, what you do not know is that I am my own hosting provider fucking fat ass retard, so good job reporting my jokes to me, you are very smart. Next you say I can not spell, although this is true, as I am not a nerd who reads the dictionary for fun and I am 16 years of age. Normally I don’t correct people’s messages but if you are going to correct my spelling at least use correct spelling/grammar yourself. Correction number 1, you capitalized 2 words in a row, correction number 2 and 3 you said a ignorant lil bitch, you should have said an ignorant little bitch. Thanks for your email fatty, I look forward to your next pathetic attempt of a hate mail.

Message4: okay….so one of my friends said to look at ur site….it was funny…..how the hell is it funny!!!!! for one thing im asian….japanese (which is not the
same thing as thai korean or chinese)…..why the hell are u so against my culture and race!!!!! and some of my best friends are gay, why must u b so fucking insulting! i dont get why my friend even told me to look you up….ur so stupid!!!!!! its frustrating just
emailing you…..and dont the hell reply cause my computer will just forward it to spam, its pointless……

Response4:

haha your a panda. Hey there panda, you want some bamboo? Your so cute with your pointy eyes, yes you are, yes you are, please email me again ching chong.